The State of West Kelowna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.061 billion West Kelownans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong West Kelownan economy, worth 852 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,636 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,024 per year while the poor average 3,550, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, West Kelowna has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of West Kelowna in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. West Kelowna's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

West Kelowna is ranked 26,883^rd in the world and 6^th in Okanagan for Largest Populations, with 15.1 billion capita.